Federalist Papers - newspaper of Matthew Laurinavicius

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Federalist No. 12

12 • Day 1,126, 19:06 • Published in USA USA

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Dear Admin,

In your immortal words, “In the last weeks we have made a lot of changes in the game. The majority of them were based on your feedback.” Well, Admin, I’m very interested in finding out what that feedback was, seeing as you

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Federalist No. 11

30 • Day 1,120, 19:39 • Published in USA USA

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Dear Emperor Rick,

What's this, buddy? "I'm trying to PTO this small political party. PP elections are here and I

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Federalist No. 10

5 • Day 1,119, 21:09 • Published in USA USA

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Yesterday, I published an announcement article to kick off my re-election campaign for President of this fine party. My opponent in this election, Emperor Rick, started his

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Federalist No. 9

4 • Day 1,118, 22:04 • Published in USA USA

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Yes, it's that time of the month again, and no, I'm not talking about your woman's period. I'm talking about election day, more specifically, the Party President elections. And seeing as those elections are just right around the corner, I believe

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Federalist No. 8

2 • Day 1,117, 18:36 • Published in USA USA

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The American Party represents all eAmericans. It especially sticks for the little guy, the average, ordinary, everyday eAmerican citizen who doesn't have much of a say in politics and governmental affairs. Thus, in order to further symbolize our