Federalist No. 11

Day 1,120, 19:39 Published in USA USA by Matthew Laurinavicius

Dear Emperor Rick,

What's this, buddy? "I'm trying to PTO this small political party. PP elections are here and I need your help. Can you temporarily join my party and vote for me as Party President. You will have my gratitude!" So, what is this? You're PTOing our party? Really? So, I assume that's why you joined, so you can bend and twist the party to your will and image and take complete control over it (as you've insinuated on the party forums), rather than working for its benefit. As the President of the American Civil Liberties Union and its re-founder, I am quite angry that you would even dare to attempt such a dastardly and underhanded scheme. But I will not waste my time nor my energies nor my words on this topic, as, for having attempted to pull of such a dishonest, deceitful, and devious coup, I have lost all respect for you as a fellow politician and eAmerican. Thus, I have but one more thing to say to you: you will win in tomorrow's election over my dead body. And seeing as I don't intend to die anytime soon, and you seem intent on PTOing this party through external force and bribes, I will do anything and everything within my power to deny you the Presidency of this party. You will not win tomorrow, Rick. You will not win.

Sincerely,
Matthew Laurinavicius


Freedom and Liberty Forever with the American Civil Liberties Union!