My Presidential Mission Involves Seamen
In my last article, I placed a challenge to all my readers, and I knew both of them would love to hear all about it. Our pathological protozoa Paul Proteus commented first, asking me the following;
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In my last article, I placed a challenge to all my readers, and I knew both of them would love to hear all about it. Our pathological protozoa Paul Proteus commented first, asking me the following;
Yeah, so uh, hey guys. I've been meaning to write an article that's humorous and semen-y and awesome for a long time but I can't think of any good ideas.
Rules of the game are as follows:
Post a an idea in the comments.
I am required by
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So, now that you're here, let's get started. What's
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