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Contest of the Day

10 Day 515, 11:08 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

What am I thinking?
















First person to get the correct answer wins 25 French francs.

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From Russia With Love

1 Day 511, 13:30 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

And chocolates.


Right, a lot of stuff's happened while I've been away, I'm not gonna lie. I'm just not going to write about it, because frankly it bores me.

What I am going to write about, however, is how awesome the eUK forums are.

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Open letter to the UK

9 Day 480, 04:21 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

This is addressed to citizens of the UK, but also specifically those of the North West and my fellow Communists out there.


I'd like to apologise.

And I'm apologising about something which a few of you may have noticed now - but I'd like to

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Northerners of the world, UNITE!

13 Day 466, 03:26 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

As of 11:05, the North West of England has officially declared war on Yorkshire and their conquered territories.

Their actions have been cowardly and fuelled by nothing but greed. We will, therefore, be the liberators of the East Midlands. Our

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North West Manifesto: Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar

6 Day 458, 03:28 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Well, with the elections coming up, and manifestos being written and published left, right and centre, I thought to make it easier for you I will try my hardest to be brief.


Activity - Over my last term I've tried several things to get

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