Northerners of the world, UNITE!
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by Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar
As of 11:05, the North West of England has officially declared war on Yorkshire and their conquered territories.
Their actions have been cowardly and fuelled by nothing but greed. We will, therefore, be the liberators of the East Midlands. Our invasion has been planned to the letter and will be executed without mercy or tea breaks. We will not stop until we have flown the flag of Communism over the Reichstag of Yorkshire.
Comrade Boblo of the North West, aid us in our glorious crusade against the imperialists! Together we will unite as THE NORTH! We require your military assistance to invade the north of Yorkshire. With our new military tactics we will be in York in no time. Once the resistance is crushed we will then proceed to set up a policing dominance and move on to liberate the East Midlands. By the time we have reached the East Midlands our own invasion force will proceed to attack the West Midlands until they surrender.
Our attack will be a glorious crusade against the oppressive fascist regime in Yorkshire. Join us, Comrade Boblo, and our rewards will be great.
FOR THE NORTH!
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You have officially conquered our territories? And I have seen your plans, you want to rule everywhere! No sign of an invasion army in Yorkshire. And you think the East midlands hasn't heard the words 'liberation before?
Yes, from your filthy fascist mouth.
We are approaching the borders, and the proletariats of Yorkshire will rise up with us.
I thought you said in your article you had already conquered us? And you are going to crush the resistance of the most active forum in the eUK? what a joke
Quote it, please. I think you've got a bit confused.
oh right yeah sorry, I read conquered territories wrong
i hate communism its crap ther is nothing good about it if im wrong correct me.
The North East will support you to the end!
Join us, Northern brothers of the UK!
Wait, how can they attack their own country?
Because we're awesome.
We're not doing a commie takeover, I organised this. We're doing a UKRP takeover. Muhahahahahahaahahahahahaha.
The Welsh will fight back!
The east midlands do not need your liberation. We are and always have been, free.
And as for these "would be" conquerors of ours, we fought them off bravely. We were not and will not be conquered.
Face it. You want our women. 🙂