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Dear Canucks, [UPDATED]

80 • Day 599, 06:36 • Published in Canada Canada •

we Brits are getting pretty tired of you.


War will begin soon and we shall soon be able to show you how to run a country - namely, yours - properly.



We express interest in annexing all of your important regions - so we'll leave Quebec.

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CAMPAIGN SONG

3 • Day 584, 15:54 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

Ive been cheated by you since I dont know when
So I made up my mind, it must come to an end
Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I dont know how but I suddenly lose control
Theres a fire within my soul
Just one look and I can hear a bell ring

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44

A BETTER MANIFESTO

8 • Day 584, 15:40 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

I needed your boat to great become King of United Presidentdom and make dead France.

To this do I will:

- All French die.
- Make free cake for every boat

- Do barel roll
- win
- Everyone in ALTNATIS die
- Kill America and Spain
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The eAshes Squad Announced!

7 • Day 564, 08:30 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

I am very pleased to announce that after many applications I have whittled down a team of 11 cricketers for our first eCricket international match on Sunday.



The men who will be

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27

Your country needs YOU

2 • Day 563, 11:11 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

..to beat the eAussies!



I'm very pleased to announce that the Marylebone Cricket Club (http://www.erepublik.com/ … read more »