Dear Canucks, [UPDATED]
Day 599, 06:36
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by Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar
we Brits are getting pretty tired of you.
War will begin soon and we shall soon be able to show you how to run a country - namely, yours - properly.
We express interest in annexing all of your important regions - so we'll leave Quebec.
The Hungarians can have Quebec.
Let Operation: Maple Syrup begin.
P.S. How's the tea in Canada?
Update: Your new Governor General has been selected.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-can-arthur-wellesley-for-governor-general-of-the-canadian-territories-855238/1/20
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Yay 😃
I like Maple Syrup in Hungary.
Cana-what ?
HUZZAH!
Who be Sappin Mah Sentries?!?!?!
A BOAT FOR BRITAIN.
Fun Fun Fun
Who are these Canadians people keep talking about? I hear they live in a tundra-like wasteland that nobody cares about.
Heh, apparently they think they can invade us.
Canada, we're secretly plotting with the Hungarians to carve you up. Pray that we get more of you than they do, as we'll be a more tolerant master. 😉
Return of the British Empire ftw.
Lol
hahahaha
Maple Syrup on Hungarian Waffles with a full English Breakfast will become your new main dish!
"Maple Syrup on Hungarian Waffles with a full English Breakfast will become your new main dish!"
Hear, hear!
Lulz. 🙂
eBritish empire 🙂)
a big empire of puppets, no-self-esteem-leaders and cowards 🙂
I'm hungary for some maple syrup!!!!!
(How many more bad puns do we have to make before the Canadians keel over and die?)
Just keep at it 🙂
That's more like it, who bother lying eh?
But the eUK could never beat us 😛
@Bruck
Most ignorant comment of the year award.
A free curbstomp for every UK traitor that walks down Yonge Street in Toronto...if you guys ever make it that far that is.
there no such thing as Toronto we've all made a vote and decided to call it "Bob" now leave =-p
we'll see about that Bruck, you candie!
You know why Scots wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper a kilometer away.
All you Brits have managed to do is beat yourselves. Go back to your corner and continue beating yourselves.
Its cute to see all the Brits believing that they aren't going to end up a pawn to the hungarian end game. They are so full of hope right now. To think that a day ago we were undieing allies who had always worked together and never been on the wrong end, and now today they have made their beds with wolves. They will see, well after they forget that I say these things, but they will see. I can promise you when it happens I will show up again and say "HA!" told ya so.
"eBritish empire 🙂)
a big empire of puppets, no-self-esteem-leaders and cowards 🙂"
lol
Seriously though you're fucked.
Rule Britannia!
This is all because we boated in FrancisColeite10 as president (although Hassan remains the figurehead). Without him, we'd be nowhere.
A boat for him was a boat for tomorrow!
No.
"Dear Canucks, we Hungarian Puppets endorse this message"
I look forward to being the new Governor-General of our Canadian Territories. Expect lots of economic extraction.
Gogo Hungry ones.
By the way, I voted this so hard.
LOL
this coming from the nation with 1000 more people and HALF our GDP.
Death to British Pigs!
Quebec produces the maple syrup.
eUK is pussy...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You military is weak, your tax revenue is 1/30th the eUS's.
Canada did 2x your damage in the last war game.
The eUS did 10 fold your damage.
Your government hordes currency instead of storing up gold.
Your currency is weak in value.
Your economy is backwards.
you tax policy shrinks your economy.
maybe you guys should learn how to play eRepublik.
Please make my day and attack, I can do a tenth of your countries damage on my own.
yes, enjoy quebec
eUK is the puppet of the eHun just like real life UK is the puppet of George W Bush
You would be ashame of yourselves if only you where less drunken
No really I'm quite happy things go souht with you guys 'cause UK's has the huglyest women around anyway
Go F**K yourselves, your dogs need a breather
I agree with the above message
I think it'd be impressive to see the resurgence of an empire that failed years ago and then willfully threw itself beneath the heels of the huns. But more likely, You who were good friends and allies, by our permission and that of the US authorities, Now you pitiful, tea-bagging, dentally deprived bastards will wish eLife allowed for death in battle, as we will own your pathetic island, free Scotland and Ireland completely, and leave the Welsh to administer England proper as we march on to make the Huns our whores. Open Wide & show us those toothy smiles, we're coming in hard you nancy wankers
omg British, go back to baring more Hungarian babies.
I can't believe you even have a TIME to release or do anything.
You Brits are silly folk, lol. You and the Huns can come on over and try.
We'll be waiting for ya' 😉
The Brits really don't care either ware for Canada, they just want to serve there all powerful master PEACE. The Brits these days are always paranoid of attack.
THIS IL BE FUN!
But...But...we have beaver pelts!
The Britts are nothin but cowards and pussies..... even in RL the Canadians had to rescue them in 2 world wars.....
Ugly, buck-toothed, tea guzling dumb asses.....
Hey, what do you call a Canadian with an IQ of 10??
A BRITT!!!!
After we finish kicking the hungerians back into the hole they came from, UK will be lucky to have independence shortly after the war, IF you do.