The Bremen Clubhouse News - newspaper of Joachim von Bremen

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The Old Polish Space Programme

9 • Day 931, 07:21 • Published in United Kingdom

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In this article I will uncover the tragic truth about Polish space travel. You may have heard that they cannot into space, on many occasion. But this is not entirely true. Due to a UK conspiracy and media cover-up, their exploits were not heard... … read more »

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The Canadian Wing Spectrum Bawwwwwwwwwwww

4 • Day 918, 00:18 • Published in United Kingdom

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DEAR WOLDY AND GLADOS

18 • Day 916, 17:27 • Published in United Kingdom

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Our story starts with a simple argument between two heroes.

But as events transpire it turns out they may not be as in control as they thought they were...

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Restore Joachim von Bremen

4 • Day 900, 17:19 • Published in United Kingdom

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Long ago in the land of the Uz lived a man named JoB.

JoB was the most influential man in the East.

Through trials he lost his children... his health... his home, and … read more »

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[DPM] Details of the Term's First Cabinet Meeting

8 • Day 898, 16:30 • Published in United Kingdom

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I'm pleased to announce the first cabinet meeting of the term progressed swimmingly. The Decepticon influence of Pensive as Minister of Rations looked like it may cause trouble, but this was quelled by the 18 Autobots in the room (Joachim von Bremen