Restore Joachim von Bremen

Day 900, 17:19 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Joachim von Bremen
Long ago in the land of the Uz lived a man named JoB.



JoB was the most influential man in the East.

Through trials he lost his children... his health... his home, and wealth.




Yet JoB stood in faithfulness to God, never turning his back on him.



Because of this, he was instantly restored by all who knew him.



Joachim von Bremen, of the famous JvB eRepublik clan, is a veteran politician who has served in over 17 ministries. He’s no stranger to the life of eUK glitz, glamour and the public eye. In May 2009, he had an experience which changed his life... FOREVER. He became a born-again Autobot, giving his life to Optimus Prime.



Over the next few years, he became very vocal about his faith, using his spotlight to boldly show the Matrix of Leadership to millions of people. However, because of his convictions, it began to cost him the loss of several of his jobs (Minister of Profit, Minister of Economics) and, most recently, a highly publicised bankruptcy.



He has been publicly ridiculed by his evil twin brothers, Johann von Babau and Joachim von Bavaria, and insulted by people who think he’s been abandoned by Prime. A simple search on the forums will show not only that people mock JvB, but mock Prime as well.



In response to this, with the permission of JvB’s publicity president Maddog Jones, we have established the Restore Joachim von Bremen Newspaper – a privately funded and managed newspaper. Our vision is to see Joachim von Bremen publically restored in front of millions. Joachim’s platform will increase, allowing him to reach even more people with the Matrix. And Prime will get all of the glory publically.



JoB was restored by the people – all who knew him. This newspaper was created in the footlights of JoB’s restoration. If the people of Prime come together and all give a small, token gift, we can see a massive restoration of an Autobot, public figure. And all the glory will got to Prime.



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