DEAR WOLDY AND GLADOS
Joachim von Bremen
Our story starts with a simple argument between two heroes.
But as events transpire it turns out they may not be as in control as they thought they were...
They are in a truck! But what truck is this? And who is the driver?
The truck is none other than Joachim von Bremen of course! He drives along merrily, but lo! What are those snowflakes tumbling gracefully down?
*gasp* He himself is not as in control as he thought! He isbut a model in a snowglobe. Then whose hands are those, shaking the sands of time?
Of course! None other than the dastardly Keers. He is always manipulating things. But Hang on... what are those strings climbing up from his limbs?
And our story comes full circle back to where it s
SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING BUT I WANT TO STOP WRITING NOW
I AM JOACHIM VON BREMEN GOODBYE
XXX
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Glados and Woldy are in JvB - you heard it here first.
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