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Came Back From The Dead Just To Vote Fed

13 • Day 3,168, 19:38 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

“The Needs of the Horny Outweigh the Needs of the Proud”
-Bill Cosby, probably

It’s time for another exciting election, eMericans. Those of us who are legal know that your vote in Realmerica didn’t matter. For the kiddos, well, … read more »

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The Fix Is In

72 • Day 2,021, 20:24 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Jakov is starting a haberdashery and he’s about to make a damn lotta hats.

The following views are NOT endorsed by the Federalist Party who have more tolerance for bull … read more »

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Same Old People, Same Old Results

42 • Day 2,020, 12:20 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Oh, shit, it really was eMerica the whole time.


Since I rejoined this game for the third time, and became active for the first time, I have heard nothing but constant … read more »

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SHIELD for Victory!

60 • Day 2,016, 15:12 • Published in USA USA • Battle orders Battle orders

SHIELD and All Loyal Americans: CURB THE SERB!





Dateline May 27, 2013! The world is at war! The eUS has been sneak attacked and we will respond in kind! Our boys in black, the

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The Aristeia of Twisted-Pixel, Agent of SHIELD

30 • Day 2,011, 15:43 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

“What makes a hero? Courage, strength, morality, withstanding adversity? Are these the traits that truly show and create a hero? Is the light truly the source of darkness or vice versa? Is the soul a source of hope or despair? Who are these so … read more »