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SHIELD Deploys, Rocks MU Competition Like Hurricane

39 Day 2,006, 15:01 Published in USA USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Have you got a suit? Then suit up.

Rep Those Colors

Agents of SHIELD, even though we have been promised a king’s share of the spoils for our … read more »

SHIELD: eRep’s First MFU

48 Day 2,003, 05:39 Published in USA USA First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik

How awesome is SHIELD, my friends? On a scale from 1-10, SHIELD is war-like Gilgamesh’s bare-knuckled fist to a dinosaur’s scrotum while riding on a rocket skateboard made out of … read more »

The Ballad of My Best Friend, Paul Proteus

34 Day 1,977, 16:15 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Gather around my children and hear the tale of Paul Proteus, eRepublik’s folk hero.

A lone stick of dynamite knocked up a maid
She twitched on the ground in the crater she

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Save The Date

21 Day 1,970, 18:15 Published in USA USA Battle orders Battle orders

Mr. Fingerguns has arrived!

Born in the eUS and living a short and unsatisfying life of two clicking, I eventually suffered terminal ennui and died, penniless and unimportant, … read more »