The 5n4keyes Insider - newspaper of 5n4keyes

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Presidential Announcement - Day 990

32 • Day 990, 06:04 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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\o/ I Won \o/

I would like to thank all those who voted for me, but more importantly, thank you to all those who voted outside of your own party. I know we as a country were missing alot of votes, but remember alot of eIrish went to aid in

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Presidential Announcement - Day 989

13 • Day 989, 13:46 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Dublin has fallen, but it shall rise again! Please do not waste your GOLD starting a resistance war, anyone trapped in Dublin, please contact me for moving tickets out of there!

Dublin will rise again, We have a plan to restore Ireland, so no

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Save Us Obi Wan Kenobi

8 • Day 989, 11:24 • Published in USA USA

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As you read this, Ireland is under invasion from the British forces, Dublin is due to end at 12:45 Game time!

Come to Dublin, help us kill the Brits, and remove them from our land!

Save u Obi Wan Kenobi, your our only hope!

/5n4ke

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Presidential Announcement - Day 988

11 • Day 988, 13:45 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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I did not have sexual relations with Kolshire, but I did press the red button...

Hello NI 😃

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5n4keyes Presidential Campaign - Goals

19 • Day 986, 15:57 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Campaign Goals

Increase Population 10% - I want a baby boom!! I feel that 10% is about another 150/160 people, hopefully we will retain atleast 33% of them, thanks to the work being done on the new citizen message and wiki, giving … read more »