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Killswitch for Congress

6 • Day 1,250, 15:34 • Published in Canada Canada

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Hello eCanada,

Once again, I am announcing my running for congress! I have lots of past experience with politics that would make me an ideal congressman. Leading political parties and being elected for congress 5 times, voting Killswitch assures

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Preserving eHistory

9 • Day 1,249, 11:31 • Published in Canada Canada

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Social interactions and entertainment

Hello eCanada,

I think there should be more programs put in place to preserve and protect eCanadian history. Over the past few years, many great things and exciting events have happened in eCanada, and it's sad that lots of them are forgotten

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Those Admins..

8 • Day 1,249, 07:02 • Published in Canada Canada

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Financial business

Hello eCanada,

It seems the admins are not making much these days. What a terrible thing!
So what's the most logical solution for solving that tragic problem? Driving up the monetary market and putting a sale on for buying GOLD.
Oh look,

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Killswitch for CPP PP

7 • Day 1,239, 18:18 • Published in Canada Canada

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Hello eCanada,

I'm Killswitch, and I am running for Party President of the Canadian Paradox Party.

Why you, Killswitch?

I have been a citizen of

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CPP Election

6 • Day 1,238, 13:40 • Published in Canada Canada

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Hello eCanada,

First and foremost, I would like to apologize to Coolmanos for publicly posting that article. I did not expect the repercussions of it, and I sincerely apologize for my mistake.

Second, I still wish to inform all party members