Killswitch News - newspaper of Killswitch

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Financial News and the Importance of Dissolving

8 • Day 1,315, 18:55 • Published in Canada Canada

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Hello eCanada,

Dissolving.

I had never heard of it until a few days ago. Basically, any company you have (except for those freebies from Plato) you can dissolve, or get rid of, for 5 GOLD! Fantastic, isn't it? But it gets better! The

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[WAS NEVER CP] Day 1314 Battle Suggestions

4 • Day 1,314, 13:24 • Published in Canada Canada

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Battle orders

Hello eCanada,

In absence of direction from government on where exactly we should fight, I'd like to to make a friendly suggestion that you should all drop by Manitoba and fight

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Killswitch for Alberta Congress

4 • Day 1,311, 19:15 • Published in Canada Canada

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Political debates and analysis

Hello eCanada,

I will make this short and sweet. I'm running in my home province of Alberta this month with the Canadian Paradox Party. I haven't been in congress yet since my return in March, and I'm anxious to put all of my ideas forth into

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The Swedish Problem

22 • Day 1,296, 18:04 • Published in Canada Canada

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Battle orders

Hello eCanada,

It is with great urgency I inform you all of a problem facing our country, a problem that is the greatest threat that eCanada has seen in its whole eHistory. A problem that your children and grandchildren will ask about and you'

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War Is Here

14 • Day 1,293, 06:28 • Published in Canada Canada

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Battle orders

Hello eCanada,

Well, Sweden has attacked. Now's our time to shine. I encourage all citizens of eCanada to stay active and alert and join a military