The Swedish Problem
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by Killswitch
Hello eCanada,
It is with great urgency I inform you all of a problem facing our country, a problem that is the greatest threat that eCanada has seen in its whole eHistory. A problem that your children and grandchildren will ask about and you'll shy away from. This problem...
Is the Swedish problem.
Right now, two glorious regions of our beautiful country are occupied by these meatball loving freaks. They just barged on in barbarically and thought they could rule over us, well I say no, Canada. This isn't some weird sexual fetish, we don't want a Swedish overlord.
What should we do to stop them? Anything and everything! Currently they are trying to invade Nunavut, and are winning 7-2. We need to take action in stopping this. I encourage every Canadian to join up with a millitary organization like HOPE, TCO, or the CAF. Lavis Knight is also offering supplies to all Canadians and allies of eCanada! I hope everyone takes up on this offer to protect this splendid country in which we call home.
Also, if you're like me and you enjoy messing with the population of Sweden, comment on their newspapers about how much their country sucks and how complicated it is to put together IKEA furniture. Their president is Lonestar, and I'm sure he'd love to hear about how bad Sweden is, so do be sure to send him a greeting or two... Or 16.
And so ends my article. If you would like further information on HOPE please check out our MU page and subscribe to our official supplies newspaper:
HOPE
Journeys of a Wanderer by Lavis Knight
Supply to all citizens and allies
Cheers,
Killswitch
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Sweden: great hockey, great women, great furniture, great socialism, great saunas, great meatballs. What's not to love?
We have Team Canada. We have Pamela Anderson. We have The Home Depot. We have Trudeau. We have beaches. We have poutine. What's to hate?
all of it! 😃
Aight people. If you just hand over Ricky, Julian and Bubbles we will be gone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ITUYo7CRg0
The only reason you think it's hard to put together IKEA furniture is because you're dumb.
You should be greatful that we serve you with our beefy meat. We all know canadians have trouble with eating their spenate. Now you will grow up too be strong semi-vikings, not as awesome as the norse population but you can always lie about it and say "hey, im a swede" and they'll be like "zomg plx dont hurt me, your hockey skillz are ze greatest of all!"
Bag on our country all you want, BUT LEAVE IKEA ALONE!!
-.-' If your going to use pictures to make us look bad atleast make sure that they don't fail themselves, it's really not realy.
@Caelo, we don't want your beefy balls anywhere around here.
@Tobad, it adds to the joke.
Seriously, if you can't put together IKEA furniture, I feel sorry for you..
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@ Loosing 2.0, seriously, you shouldn't.
I tried my best, but it was not enough. The Huns, serbs, Poles and Alfagrem are against us.
What can we do?
"We have Pamela Anderson" - Is that really something to be proud of any more?
Oh, and "losing" has one "o" FFS.
We must keep up the fight to defend our land, no matter how long it takes and no matter how much effort it requires.
Ikea furniture tastes better than Pamela Anderson.
You did well Tem, however this battle in Nunavut is looking our way. I think we have a chance here.
@ Eric Last, it sure is. And you're loose.
@ atoms, after trying both I'd have to agree.
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First off, I agree, the Swedes suck at hockey. Always have, always will. Canada makes the best of the best. The Toronto Maple Leafs suck, yet they're still better than the Swedish hockey players. You may say, "What about the Swedes in the NHL?". They're trained in North America, but mostly Canada.
Secondly, It's not that Ikea is hard to put together. The language it comes in, however, is like reading morse code, it just can't happen. The universal language for the meeting of the truly great minds (not the Swedish) is English.
Thirdly, yes, we have Pamela Anderson. Yes, Ikea furniture tastes better. But, at least she makes it easier to put rod A into slot B.
And finally, Ricky, Julien, And Bubbles are Canadian icons. Stay away.
@ C. Buzz, couldn't have said it better myself. May Adam Sutler bless you from above.
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