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[Appleby] Economics and Chocolate Coins for all

20 Day 1,137, 09:27 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom



Good afternoon Britain, and a very happy New Years Eve!

As promised, I have completed my economic manifesto after advice from several of the country’s greatest economists; … read more »

[Appleby] Domestic Manifesto with a Cut Price Kitchen

19 Day 1,136, 08:52 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Edit: Before I begin, a vote for SHA is a vote to lock up Maddog




Hello again Britain!

Today I hope to outline my domestic policy manifesto for the January Premiership,

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[Appleby] A challenger appears

31 Day 1,135, 11:09 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom



Good evening Britain!

In just less than a week; we shall once again have the mystical Country President elections, where the great political titans of the … read more »

Heaven forbid - another manifesto!

2 Day 1,129, 09:30 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Good afternoon, citizens of London!


Allow me to introduce myself

We’re only 2 days away from Christmas; so in advance – a very merry Christmas … read more »

The Tales of Vetinari in the eWorld

11 Day 1,125, 16:31 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom


Our hero, Lord Vetinari

This is the first installation of a new comedy series, twinning Terry Prachett’s Diskworld character Lord Vetinari with the various read more »