[Appleby] A challenger appears
Day 1,135, 11:09
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by Sir Humphrey Appleby
Good evening Britain!
In just less than a week; we shall once again have the mystical Country President elections, where the great political titans of the eUK battle it out for the grand title of Prime Minister.
Happily, those of you that know me will know my sense of humour trumps everything else, so this election should be a lot more entertaining than what the opposition might’ve hoped for.
As of such, my Deputy Prime Ministerial candidate will be significantly more serious, and also be named Daniel Thorrold. He has proven he is a thoroughly reliable, hardworking and immensely knowledgeable figurehead of British politics, and is infinitely suited to help manage things in the topper ranks of government.
A surprised cat
Additionally, you apparently need a lot of experience to become a successful Prime Minister. Our combined record boasts the following formidable retinue of traits and skills:-
2x Deputy Prime Minister
1x Minister of Foreign Affairs,
1x Minister of Trade,
2x Minister of Home Affairs,
3x Cabinet Secretary,
5x Party President,
14x Congress Member
Founding Members of Aspect,
Major-General of the Home Guard (British Army),
Lt. Colonel of the First Regiment (AAC),
I have generally found I work much better in managerial roles, as my username might suggest, and the amount of time and effort I’m willing to invest into this presidency is considerable. I hope to bring a new philosophy and consideration into British governmental work and hope you will enjoy my manifestos coming out in the run up to be of significant interest.
Thorrold and I are very happy to be able to stand before you with our policies and innovative changes; and continue a strong working government to meet the needs and interests of our citizens. I shall be opening Cabinet applications shortly if you wish to participate in our potential government.
I hope you’re all well, and recovering from the Christmas break!
MANDATORY JOKE: The government really are a sneaky bunch. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you have to drink more.
Sir Humphrey Appleby and Daniel Thorrold
Prime Ministerial and Deputy Prime Ministerial Candidates
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Woo.
Huzzah!
Anyone who can tame a surprised cat will get my vote 🙂
My god this is a suprise!
Sure is surprised cat in here
Good luck. May the best win.
I really want to poke my finger in that cats mouth.
Voted.
What's your record like? I'm not interested in what some guy who has been inactive since he was born has "done" 😛
Good luck!
My record is some 1950s Jazz music, but I only have a CD player.
Dish just spazzed out my eyes.
yes finnally some much needed comedy to an election
1x Minister of Foreign Affairs,
1x Minister of Trade,
Weren't you junior minister in both cases? (to GGRyan and that TUP guy who had a fry avatar)
I like how your own eCV isn't big enough to present, so you merge two together. Thats subtle.
On the plus side, at least Jhorlin is saved from "worst candidate ever"
HI SMACK
Hai Dishmcds. Sorry to disappoint but CCCP Companies isn't me.
@CCCP Companies - Jhorlin will still be the worst candidate.
*cough* sonicslice *cough*
Supported. \o/
THIS TOTALLY GOT 200+ VOTES WITHIN AN HOUR WITHOUT ORGS
Vote Appleby if you like that Cat.
I should stamp out this anti-Jhorlin propaganda with an iron kitten.
OMG ALTAIAIR IS CORRECT THIS ARTICLE USED ORG VOTES. Frerk would never do such a thing.
I think that jhorlin has done a good job as CP.
If you are unsure about Frerk (TUP) as President of eUK this gives a good alternative...
CCCP companies is Lotfire afaik
Or maybe Vettige?
I will look closely to all the CP Manifesto that the people who are running for it. If I see someone that gets my attention then you can count on one of my votes.
Good luck, and of course sense of humour is always needed.
"1x Minister of Foreign Affairs,
1x Minister of Trade,
Weren't you junior minister in both cases? (to GGRyan and that TUP guy who had a fry avatar)
I like how your own eCV isn't big enough to present, so you merge two together. Thats subtle."
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Yes, Ironically he was replaced by me as jMoFA and was too complacent and busy telling people he was MoFA to realise.
Funny thing is most of that CV is from your Deputy President. Thorrold would make a much better candidate, SHA will spent all month bossing peopel around in PD.
Better then the TUP crap
No, CCCP Companies is someone who doesn't want to comment from his citizen, but neither of those two.
Appleby for CP
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I think it's a wonderful idea to see an Appleby in office, although I may be slightly biased
So St. Benedict is running for PM
How hilarious