E! J'ah 'an - newspaper of Parrot

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Comfort During Inactivity

2 • Day 500, 22:56 • Published in Switzerland

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Hello, Switzerland! Sorry for the recent lack of press activity; life's been busy and I've been engulfed in several addictions which ate up my time. But that being said, you can expect a partial return of this newspaper in the near future.

In

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"Vote for parrot for an another wasted month of an inactive presidency."

16 • Day 500, 14:38 • Published in South Korea

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"Vote for FRANCIS DEBOYLE however, to get a good president who's there"
"Vote for Francis DeBoyle! Parrot; not that active. His goals should have been achieved already."
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The Purpose of Theocratic War

22 • Day 482, 17:15 • Published in Switzerland

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Why do other nations fight? They fight to protect their countries and take over foreign lands.

But what good is that? What good is expanding your tracts of land if, in the end, it doesn't fix the broken system that led that country to that brink

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Good Job, Theocrats!

19 • Day 477, 22:26 • Published in Switzerland

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The United States thought they could take Mexico. But, we came to stop them. We provided the biggest obstacle to the US, despite the fact that nations of thousands are also helping Mexico.

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Do you want to be something more? Dio Brando can help.

11 • Day 477, 22:17 • Published in United Kingdom

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Good evening, citizens of the United Kingdom.

Today I come to you with good news; news that will allow you to prosper. You see, many of you, right now, are meaningless; you dwell in your country, you join your party and let the higher ups do all