E! J'ah 'an - newspaper of Parrot

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I came here to die

9 • Day 712, 13:43 • Published in Czech Republic

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After being in a coma for months, I decided that I'll finally end it, once and for all. I'm out of food, out of money, and goshdangit......I'm ready to die. I think I've come to the point where I can let go.....................................t he

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National Loli Party? Or, National DECIET Party?

23 • Day 710, 16:44 • Published in Japan Japan

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Hello Gentlemen. I am a heterosexual male that likes women. I know in this modern day and age, that's weird, but it's who I am.

And, with that being said, I've taken interest in the Loli Party's Ads. I see them just about every page they open

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Free Arabic Lessons

8 • Day 710, 09:07 • Published in USA USA

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Hello, Gentlemen of the United States of America! I am here to give you free arabic lessons.

Arabic is identical to our language. Actually, no, it's not. It's inferior in every way. With that being the case, though, it follows the same rules.

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E! J'ah 'an!

3 • Day 693, 17:21 • Published in USA USA

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Hello. Are any of you arabic speakers? A friend recently told me in Arabic to go to "E! J'ah 'an." but I'm not sure what it means. I think it means paradise for muslim children or something. Anyone have any ideas?

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On the War with Theocrats

17 • Day 657, 13:25 • Published in Japan Japan

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So, recently, we, as the nation of Japan, have been doing battle with the Theocrats in an attempt to return South Korea to proper hands. Now, we've been having a hard time doing this. Politically, our loss was slim; off by a vote. Militarily, we've