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National Loli Party? Or, National DECIET Party?

Day 710, 16:44 • Published in Japan Poland

• by Parrot

Hello Gentlemen. I am a heterosexual male that likes women. I know in this modern day and age, that's weird, but it's who I am.

And, with that being said, I've taken interest in the Loli Party's Ads. I see them just about every page they open up.

For those of you with ad blockers, here's a link to the four they have.
http://ads2.erepublik.com/system/photos/30007/small/lolihug.jpg?1256058642
http://ads2.erepublik.com/system/photos/30004/small/Anime_Babes_012.jpg?1256058233
http://ads2.erepublik.com/system/photos/30020/small/kickassloli.jpg?1256060263
http://ads2.erepublik.com/system/photos/30413/small/pajama_party.JPG?1256157664

Here's my problem: Only two of them have a classic loli in them. Of those two, one's focus is not on the loli, but rather where the loli's face is being put.

The truth is, these ads don't represent the loli party. You know what they represent? Medium to large chested women!

That's right, I said it. It's the medium to large chested women party. And do you know why?

THE NATIONAL LOLI PARTY LIKES LOOKING AT WOMEN WITH BIG CHESTS! THEY ARENT INTERESTED IN UNDERAGE CHILDREN AT ALL! ITS JUST A TITLE USED TO GET YOUR VOTE!

Dear National Loli Party: Stop lying to the Japanese people. Come clean and announce your true intentions!

Comments

Kirito 77 Day 710, 17:03

The people of Japan deserve to be told the truth!

roland_up Day 710, 17:17

Interesting.

GLaDOS Day 710, 17:22

THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
unless, you know, you are one of the lolis akki keeps in his basement

Tanaka Fujimori Day 710, 17:28

Myung Kei Day 710, 17:37

There is a National Loli Party?

Shoot, the United Lolies of Japan are going to have to expose these frauds for who they really are. >->

Yonai Keiko Day 710, 17:55

You're alive?

KITA Ikki Day 710, 19:50

I lol'ed.

Hitoshi Makoto Day 710, 19:56

I thought you died in Korea, Parrot! Why are you a live, and above all, amongst us of Japan?

Anyway, what's wrong with several large-chested women in the same room together. I mean, that's the spirit of Yuri Day.

Laurana Psion Day 710, 20:16

'Tis an OUTRAGE!!!

Yuuko Day 710, 20:34

I agree with Myung Kei.

xD

Metic Day 710, 20:36

I actually don't exactly know what a loli precisely is... I'm such a bad fanatic.

Faeyas Day 710, 21:13

A Loli refers to a child like female, usually before puberty. A loli-con is someone who is attracted to loli's.

The term came from a russian novel titled "Lolita" where the main character fell in love with a 12 year old girl.

Thus a lolita complex is what a loli-con has.

Ember Firespiral Day 710, 21:14

Assuming you're referring to the United Lolies of Japan, which is the party those ads are for, I must ask you one simple question:

If you deny our exposing the truth already, then what do you call the ad which reads:
"Come Join Us! The United Lolies of Japan are not your typical Lolies. We are reinventing the word Loli. Everyone can be a Loli!"

???

Ember Firespiral Day 710, 21:16

Funny, that ad came up as the top one when I submitted my comment.

So, Parrot, would you like to be a Loli too?

PS. Anyone who really wants to know what a Loli is is more than welcoem to join us and find out!

Ember Firespiral Day 710, 22:40

btw, heterosexual male that likes women is redundant...

Parrot Day 710, 22:50

I actually edited the title to be "United Loli" but, unlike in eJahan, editing article titles isn't working for some reason.

Also: I would not like to join your deciet fest.

Laurana Psion Day 711, 01:40

Deciet huh? You are astounding man! Like a modern Shakespeare, you craft new words from thin air!

Kotagede Day 711, 01:55

I like lolies, but i like big boobs too. It called diversification so I'm sticking up with the loly party.

Dareru Danoshi Day 711, 03:41

I should mark this as spam, but it does show off a false advertising campaign. 😛

Nozomi Day 711, 05:27

If anyone is being deceitful, it's the NAP for being in the Loli closet. 😛
The ULJ is for everyone who appreciates Loli in someway. Most of us like other things too, and the ULJ encourages diversity.
I'm a bisexual girl from the ULJ party. I like loli... I also like shota, futanari, tentacle rape, yaoi, yuri, omorashi, and all sorts of other alternative fetishes. Join us because we're better than you 😛

Sophia Forrester Day 711, 06:47

Well said Psi. Don't worry, the ULJ will get to the bottom of this mysterious deciet which Parrot-san has discovered.

Nozomi, you're worrying me. I thought we agreed we don't tell anyone about most of that stuff until AFTER they join.

Meilin Day 711, 06:47

I wonder if this is really an objection against the Loli group or if it's just fake to get more advertisement. It's been done before. Just saying.

Ember Firespiral Day 711, 12:05

It may be a joke, but the Lolies had no part in its creation. We are amused by it, though.

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