Free Arabic Lessons

Day 710, 09:07 Published in USA Poland by Parrot

Hello, Gentlemen of the United States of America! I am here to give you free arabic lessons.


Arabic is identical to our language. Actually, no, it's not. It's inferior in every way. With that being the case, though, it follows the same rules. You have a noun and you have a verb. You have simple words they say to each other.

Let's start with basic phrases.

I know some of you know Salam Aleikum. This means "Peace be with you" in Arabic. The proper response to someone who says that is "Aleikum Salam."

However, that is not the most common arabic introduction. When you're introducing yourself to a group, there's another phrase that's used. It's "¡E J'ahan!" This roughly translates to "Good World to you all."

With that being said, start using it more in your articles. Be like, "E J'ahan ya'll! I'm moving to China." "E J'ahan, guys! I've got invites to this game and I need some friends to play with me." "E'Jahan y'all! I hope the admins don't ban me for mentioning an arabic phrase/spinoff!"

Or, "E'Jahan, you all! Vaclav got banned again for inviting people!"


So, start saying "E'Jahan." You'll go really far really fast.