Chattin with Patton - newspaper of patton

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Patton For Congress

11 • Day 826, 08:33 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Last month the people gave me the highest amount of votes out of all the candidates in the election. To justify that voter response I have worked very hard this month in the Dail and have pushed and written numerous proposals.

I did what I was

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Onwards Irish Soldiers !

33 • Day 814, 15:51 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Today Ireland crossed a threshold and entered the global erepublik world. Tomorrow Ireland will attack Norway and we will conquer Northern Ireland and bring it back into the fold. Unsheathe your swords and clean your guns we are marching on Belfast !

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My View on the War

64 • Day 812, 17:53 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Ireland has done enough sitting around on our ass. Not once in our history have we actually been to a real war. The closet we ever got was helping the Greeks beat out the Turks. But now we have the chance to change that Ireland.

Across the Irish

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Attention Congressmen !!!

9 • Day 806, 09:40 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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The last few days I have been messaging congressmen about voting for my current proposal in the private Dail. While doing that I found out that several congressmen dont even have access to the private Dail and they have no idea how to do so.

The

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Condensed Version

17 • Day 802, 23:20 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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I thought I would condense JJ's rebuttal of president Edana's article for everyone to spare them the extra 2 minutes of reading.

Here is Edana's original article