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Day 802, 23:20 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by patton

I thought I would condense JJ's rebuttal of president Edana's article for everyone to spare them the extra 2 minutes of reading.

Here is Edana's original article

Here is JJ's

Okay so here I go

" I have read the words and seen the pretty graphs. Now let's talk srs bzs. Ok, let's break it down "

Ireland is small. Ireland is poor. Ireland cant do anything without being wasted. I love Ireland. Ireland needs to listen to me. Ireland, the people Im arguing with are idiots. Ireland lets go hide in a corner and hope some big country doesnt rape us too hard.

" Government of Ireland there is a wide variety of plans brought up, yet you still try to shove this down our throats " Why wont you let me shove my plan down Ireland's throats ?

I tried to be as concise as possible

Comments

Teutorix Aleria Day 803, 04:01

-.-

Darragh O Faolain Day 803, 04:04

lol...

Dylanb9216 Day 803, 04:05

Agreed.

Irish Princess Day 803, 05:04

Patton...

Padraig_Pearse Day 803, 05:14

\o/

Anaille Kolshire Day 803, 05:17

That's my sexyman...

You go, girl!!!

Songtsan Gampo Day 803, 05:37

Um, lol.

King Harambe X Day 803, 06:25

Well damn Patton, big mouthful for not much said.

How bout you come up with a plan that doesn't include wasting the country's treasury, wasting our foreign affairs work, and alienating us with all our neighbors. Maybe then you'll have something to write about.

Yddub Emwolb Day 803, 07:03

I say we mobilize and attack that f'in headless chicken.

Rhett Butler Day 803, 08:10

Sexual references always help mate lmao

John Gormley Day 803, 14:37

Brilliant! 🙂

Irish Princess Day 803, 14:42

Kolshire, you're funny 🙂

♥

george heisman Day 803, 16:10

I agree with Yddub Emwolb a Destory Headless Chicken campagin would be the best choice right now

patton Day 804, 16:00

I think my plan involves alienating one neighbor and making all of our other neighbors very close friends.

Im sorry that having fun and making war is considered a waste to you. Most people play this game for fun and most people in Ireland are BORED ! Why did I get more votes then any other congressmen ? Because people want me to finally get us a war and have some fun.

AppleMan Day 804, 17:00

Funny how we never went to war when you were President...

patton Day 804, 17:29

Funny how I tried several times and the Dail voted me down. I tried but I failed. I didnt make the discussions public because I didnt want to cause any problems but now its gone on for too long

Donovan Thomas Day 804, 22:56

Patton +1.

I was there for some of the cabinet meetings... And you sure did try. I wish I understood then what I do now.

While the rest of the world is having relevant fun, experiencing adversity, triumph, defeat, teamwork and intrigue eIreland is arguing deeper into quagmire.

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