Patton For Congress

Day 826, 08:33 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by patton

Last month the people gave me the highest amount of votes out of all the candidates in the election. To justify that voter response I have worked very hard this month in the Dail and have pushed and written numerous proposals.

I did what I was promised and I tried as hard as I could to get us into a war and I was one of the figures that helped get us Northern Ireland. Even now I just started a discussion in the private Dail about a new way to get us some action abroad.

Yall know what I stand for. My articles dont have pictures or commas 🙂 but, I try my best to tell you what Im going to do and then, do it.

Also I didnt make too many friends in the Dail this month as yall might have noticed but, like I did during my presidency I am now trying to reconcile with most of the people.

I will continue to serve Ireland faithfully if yall continue to vote for me.

Long Live the Glorious Republic of Ireland,
Patton