Who Reads - newspaper of Simulare

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Check Your Gold - We're Being Robbed!

13 • Day 692, 11:31 • Published in USA USA

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This has been reported but it needs to get voted up so people will see it when they log in. Thousands in gold are being stolen at this very moment.

I've just lost my savings after reading an article in the "Ads" pane. Don't read them! I did

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Strange New Ranching Practices in eTexas

2 • Day 629, 07:54 • Published in USA USA

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Since the recent fall of eTexas, many changes are occurring. Recently, eUS spies captured this photo of a new eTexan rancher. We think its only fair to tell the new eTexans that its a little more efficient to ride the horses and herd the cattle.

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Forget PEACE!, Remember The Alamo!

7 • Day 623, 22:36 • Published in USA USA

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"I shall never surrender or retreat. Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism, and everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid with all dispatch. ...
VICTORY OR DEATH."

William B. Travis, Feb. 24, 1836

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I Stepped in a Pile of PEACE

3 • Day 620, 13:07 • Published in USA USA

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Surrender? Surrender what? To whom? A bunch of children and shut-ins who bake cakes for fun? This has gone on long enough. We pool our resources and fight. Every citizen must be willing to put up his or her earnings in order to defeat our