White House Press Report

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WHPR 1554 Special Extra Edition: The Return of Gaius Julius

29 • Day 1,554, 08:46 • Published in USA USA

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White House Press Room - Day 1554

^{Respected Elder Gaius Julius reflects on the past as he plans his future.}

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20 • Day 1,553, 03:06 • Published in USA USA

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White House Press Room - Day 1553

^{National Security Council Director Ralph "No Pants" Ericson analyzes battlefield strengths of} … read more »

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16 • Day 1,552, 12:35 • Published in USA USA

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White House Press Room - Day 1552

^{President Oblige speaks directly to the American people.}

Dateline: Sunday, … read more »

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9 • Day 1,550, 10:08 • Published in USA USA

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White House Press Room - Day 1550

^{The Famous Chicken flies through our Press Room}

Dateline: Friday, February … read more »

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9 • Day 1,549, 10:23 • Published in USA USA

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White House Press Room - Day 1549

^{tl;dr : Sh*t happens, it affects the game, we go "WTF?!"}

Dateline: Thursday, … read more »