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Joke of the day - THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

3 • Dan 644, 06:53 • Objavljen vAustralia

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THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the
final word on nutrition and health.

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.

2. Mexicans eat a … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - Be careful what you wish for...

5 • Dan 643, 07:19 • Objavljen vAustralia

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This one's for the girls 🙂

Be Careful What You Wish For

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - Eight words with two meanings

3 • Dan 640, 20:42 • Objavljen vAustralia

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Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - extracts from His and Her diaries

5 • Dan 640, 06:38 • Objavljen vAustralia

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Extracts from HER & HIS diaries

HER DIARY

I asked him what was wrong - he said,
“Nothing.”
I asked him if it was my fault that he was
upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not
to worry.
On … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - University students

2 • Dan 639, 23:21 • Objavljen vAustralia

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Uni students

At Sydney University, four students taking Organic Chemistry had done so well on the quizzes, mid-term exams, labs, etc. that each had an “A” so far for the semester.

With their final exams approaching, these four were so … preberi več »