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Joke of the day - Two lawyers

5 • Dan 654, 01:50 • Objavljen vAustralia Australia •


Two Lawyers


Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided their food.

And each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - Americans Vs Canadians.

15 • Dan 653, 05:11 • Objavljen vAustralia Australia •


Americans vs. Canadians


The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in Oct. 1995. Reprinted … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - Three elderly ladies

14 • Dan 651, 21:25 • Objavljen vAustralia Australia •

Just a quickie this time 😛


Three elderly ladies


There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench talking amongst themselves when a flasher came by. The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

… preberi več »

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Joke of the day - picking a wife

7 • Dan 650, 22:23 • Objavljen vAustralia Australia •

Picking a Wife

A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides
to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - Letters to landlords

6 • Dan 650, 02:24 • Objavljen vAustralia Australia •

Allegedly Genuine Extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords.



· I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

· The lavatory is blocked; this is caused by the boys … preberi več »