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Joke of the day - Phone won't stop ringing?

3 • Dan 660, 00:07 • Objavljen vAustralia

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Phone Won't Stop Ringing?

Here's What You Do

Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it.

The brand-new $10 million Ribrock Plaza Motel opened … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - New words

2 • Dan 658, 21:59 • Objavljen vAustralia

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New words for 2009

* SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.

* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks ( shi* ).

* … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - Nuns & blind man

7 • Dan 657, 04:59 • Objavljen vAustralia

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Nuns & blind man

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - A wealthy man...

11 • Dan 656, 05:12 • Objavljen vAustralia

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A Wealthy Man

A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. “I know”, he says, “they say you can’t take it with you. But who knows? Suppose they’re … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - Combat Kangaroos

9 • Dan 655, 07:09 • Objavljen vAustralia

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Combat Kangaroos
Mutant Marsupials Take Up Arms Against Australian Air Force

The reuse of some object-oriented code has caused tactical headaches for Australia's armed forces. As virtual reality simulators assume larger roles … preberi več »