Joke of the day - Be careful what you wish for...
Day 643, 07:19
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Published in Australia 
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by Binda33
This one's for the girls
Be Careful What You Wish For
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra!
Two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and sai
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and ... abracadabra!
The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: men might be ungrateful idiots, but fairies are FEMALE!
🙂
Be Careful What You Wish For
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra!
Two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and sai
😛"Well. This is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and ... abracadabra!
The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: men might be ungrateful idiots, but fairies are FEMALE!
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Lol.
Binda, could you post these jokes in the Comedy section of the Forums instead?
Warrior. I checked the rules. The "freedom of the press" rule states that I can publish anything that doesn't violate other rules and I have no wish to publish yet another boring eRepublik related article.
I've seen many published articles that are complete spam that are not only tolerated, but voted up to front page. At least jokes are often entertaining and I am making sure that Joke is in the title so people who don't appreciate a joke, do not have any reason to even read these.
Nice Joke Once more Binda.. I Enjoyed it.. 🙂
- Preditorian
good one