Joke of the day - extracts from His and Her diaries

Day 640, 06:38 • Published in Australia Australia • by Binda33
Extracts from HER & HIS diaries


HER DIARY

I asked him what was wrong - he said,
“Nothing.”
I asked him if it was my fault that he was
upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not
to worry.
On the way home, I told him that I loved
him, but he simply smiled and kept driving.
I can’t explain his behaviour; I don’t
know why he didn’t say, “I love you too.”
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost
him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me
anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV; he
seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About
10 minutes later he came to bed.
I decided that I could not take it
anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation
but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I fell asleep.
I do not know what to do. I’m almost sure that his
thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY

Today India lost the cricket match again.
DAMN IT