About my newspaper
Orange is Back in Congress
Ladies and gentlemen of eJapan, you all knew this was coming.
^THIS IS BACK IN CONGRESS^
It's been quite a while since my last mandate, but my platform has remained
Every Repost Is A...
Gentleman;
I feel the need for some theme music here...
Today, our conquest of Bovine Country is all but complete. The Mad Cow Disease which we intended to wipe from the face of this earth,
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[Tabloid] Pizza The Hut Admits Going to eHell
YOU HEARD IT HEAR FOLKS, PIZZA THE HUT ADMITS IN PUBLIC CHAT THAT HE IS, IN FACT, GOING TO eHELL WHEN HE DIES (except remove the lowercase e's from that word).
For the longest time now, I've been thinking that eRepublik simply does
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