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Medic! Look Alive, We've Got Companies!

8 Day 368, 13:45 Published in USA USA

To those of you who have been patiently waiting my announcement for Platoon Medic assignments, let me say just one thing first; you guys are crazy. Nearly every member in the squad asked about the promotion spots, and almost everyone was eligible

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New eArmy Structure

11 Day 361, 12:31 Published in USA USA

In previous articles, I've had to go back and change a few pieces of information that are no longer relevant, but need to be corrected. A major change that just occurred this morning is a restructure of the eArmy. Here's the email I received, and

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The time has come...

10 Day 360, 22:59 Published in USA USA

A new threat is rising, and it's time to see how well you guys are prepared, and ready to act. It seems as though Brazil is voting on declaring war on Argentina (our ally). If that vote passes (and it looks like it will) the USA is under MPP to

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Essentials of 5th Squad

11 Day 353, 13:20 Published in USA USA

In this article, I'll be giving you a run-down on the bare essentials of what you need to know in Patriot Squad. I'll try to keep it organized, but we'll just see how it goes...

Squad Mates

*CHECK NEWER ARTICLES*

Please put all of

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Welcome to 5th Squad

10 Day 350, 17:13 Published in USA USA

Welcome to the eUSA Army!

This is Lt. Geno Garon, and my Sgt. Major is Intelekshual.

In this newsletter, I will be providing the members of 5th Squad with the details they need to succeed in the eUSA Army.

However, I will need you guys to

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