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Fighting the War-Time Blues

2 • Day 391, 19:09 • Published in USA USA

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For those of you keeping track, yes, the hyphen in the title of this article counts towards my daily quota.

Gentlemen of Charlie Company (and ladies, if there are any), I know it can be difficult to stay motivated and active on the battlefield,

Additional Orders, HOOAH?

4 • Day 388, 12:33 • Published in USA USA

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Here's some things to keep in mind for when you're fighting the French:

1: Always make sure you have the best weapon you can purchase. Weapon quality increases the multiplier on your strength, and increase the effectiveness of your trivia bonus.

Operation: French Toast

18 • Day 383, 12:22 • Published in USA USA

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Just a real quick one right now. Charlie Company is to stand to immediate alert status. With war on its way in only a few hours, this is what I need every member of Charlie Co. to do:

1: If you are a Plt. Lt. or Plt. Sgt., message EVERY ONE OF

ECHO From the Bridge

28 • Day 378, 13:52 • Published in USA USA

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Now that the weight of my new badge is settling in, I'd like to have a quick Roll-Call. This is an ECHO order for ALL Charlie Company. Your orders are to report to this article and Respond with at the very least a nice hearty HOOAH! That's HUA,

Captain at the Helm...

8 • Day 372, 22:36 • Published in USA USA

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This announcement has me rolling in mixed feelings. As happy as I am, I am still sad. Still, I'm sure everyone will understand, and we will all move ahead.

Starting today, I am no longer Lieutenant Geno Garon of Bravo-Two.
Today, I step forth