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To those of you who have been patiently waiting my announcement for Platoon Medic assignments, let me say just one thing first; you guys are crazy. Nearly every member in the squad asked about the promotion spots, and almost everyone was eligible for promotion. It was a really tough decision to make, but I had to go with my gut instincts:

A big congratulations to Fotyewpie Mihedsaw and Juan Michael Valdez for becoming our new Platoon Medics! Not only is this a big responsibility, but it also happens to be on the shoulders of the two guys with the biggest names in our Platoon. Give em a hand!

The office of Platoon Medic, for those who do not know, is an important one always, but is CRUCIAL during wartimes. Here's how it works:

1: You, the wounded soldier, contact the PM (Platoon Medic) via private message asking for wellness, bein sure to state that you were fighting in an Army-approved conflict (this is important).
2: The PM then sends a request to the QM (Quarter Master) of Bravo Company (or, if that office is empty, QM of the Army, Kenneth Sutton) requesting aide, and the number of soldiers and the needed aide.
3: The QM sends the aide down to the PM
4: The wounded soldier is healed by the PM

This can be an abridged process if the Army is currently at war, in which case it is the PM's job to ALSO actively scan the members of the platoon often to see if they need healing.

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I'm assuming most of you just noticed that I used the term Company, and referred to us as Bravo. Well, COMPANIES have been instituted in the eArmy, and so we say goodbye to our beloved number 5, and embrace our name: B-2 (rea😛 Bravo Two). That's shorthand for Bravo Company, 2nd Platoon.

Now, I'm sure some of you know that Moishe, our beloved General, has retired from his position to seek other fortunes. We salute him, and pronounce a GRAND OOOH-RAH that his future may be full of excitement and adventure.

That is all.
~ Geno out.