The Ledger - newspaper of Joseph Schmo

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Important: Regarding the Ministry of Information

12 • Day 927, 20:41 • Published in Canada Canada

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I apologize in advance to any government officials who feel as if I am overstepping my bounds in writing this article, however I feel it is important to reach a certain part of the population that may not be aware of the current situation. If … read more »

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Canada, America: This is It (Good Fight All)

16 • Day 916, 19:04 • Published in Canada Canada

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It was a great fight. One of the best in awhile. Unlike the Serbians, however, we fought smart. For instance, we did not order our military to beserk. We are not weakened. They are. Next time, we will be even more well prepared. Who cares … read more »

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America: It is Time for RWAR

10 • Day 912, 17:24 • Published in USA USA

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I IMPLORE ALL AMERICANS TO FIGHT IN SHANDONG

ALSO, GET FREE WEAPONS HERE

Somebody screwed up. … read more »

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The Army (and SSZNDS) Say Goodbye to a Leader

3 • Day 910, 13:27 • Published in USA USA

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Here lies Tremaine. Day 340-Day 909. A soldier from start to finish.

That was the most recent shout from Lt. Gen Tremaine, former XO of the U.S. Army and, more importantly, former XO of the Super Stealth Zombie Ninja Death Squad. Tremaine … read more »

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It's Time to DO Something About this Party Politics Problem

18 • Day 907, 20:11 • Published in USA USA

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Fellow Americans,

This article is no joke (like many of my recent articles have been). On the contrary, this is the most serious article I have written in months. I just read a thread