America: It is Time for RWAR

Day 912, 17:24 Published in USA USA by Joseph Schmo
I IMPLORE ALL AMERICANS TO FIGHT IN SHANDONG

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Somebody screwed up. I don't know who, and frankly I don't really care. All I know is that somebody screwed up, and in the midst of fighting over whether NXNW is akin to Ajay or the next Eugene Harlot (rea😛 savior of the eUnited States), we forgot that there was a game going on, and we allowed Serbia to get initiative.


Let's make amends... for now, anyway

Well, America, all of that is behind us for now. Right now, everybody needs to unite to fight off the enemy; soldier, politico, and citizen alike. We cannot let these differences muddy our view of the big picture.

In the big picture, the current battle in Shandong is integral. It is our border with Lion King, the region that we have waited so long to (once again) reclaim. Losing this battle would be a major blow to that goal. All Americans should fight there. If any good came of this battle, it is the fact that Serbia attacked during the early evening in American time, which means that most Americans should be able to get ten fights in during the battle.

America, be happy. Although this war has not gotten off to the start we wanted, it is war nonetheless, and who the hell doesn't love war. Embrace it, America, and use that common goal to unite. As Joe Newton so eloquently put it, we can hang people later. For now, we must fight. Let's get that initiative back, and then go beat up some Serbs.

Also, as always, do not let Phoenix (PEACE?) propaganda distract you from our goal.

Regards,
Gen. Joseph Schmo (Ret.)
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