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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2033)

10 Day 2,033, 17:29 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

What has the US government and you have in common...?

You're both reading this joke...

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2032)

6 Day 2,032, 16:09 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I saw a man with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbits' feet earlier, trying to get it up a hill.

I thought,"He's pushing his luck."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2031)

4 Day 2,031, 16:05 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

There was a knock at my door last night, "Hello Sir, can I ask you if you will be voting for us in the forthcoming election?"

"Yes"

"OK sir thank you."

"What for?"

"Your vote."

"I am not voting for you"

"But you said you were"

"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2030)

4 Day 2,030, 16:58 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I hate mime artists.

I always throw invisible rocks at them.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2029)

5 Day 2,029, 16:58 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I went to a General Store.
The assistant asked me what I was looking for. I said,"Nothing specific."

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