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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1990)

8 • Day 1,990, 16:09 • Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I've come fourth in every race I've been in this year.

I blame those meddling bastards.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1989)

8 • Day 1,989, 15:50 • Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.

I'm not falling for it, I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1988)

4 • Day 1,988, 16:07 • Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

This morning my wife said, "I find these post-it note jokes of yours about my weight problem really distasteful."

"You're not supposed to eat them love," I replied.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1987)

6 • Day 1,987, 16:35 • Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1986)

5 • Day 1,986, 16:29 • Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A snooker player has escaped from a top security prison.

Now that's what I call a maximum break.

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