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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2032)

6 Day 2,032, 16:09 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I saw a man with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbits' feet earlier, trying to get it up a hill.

I thought,"He's pushing his luck."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2031)

4 Day 2,031, 16:05 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

There was a knock at my door last night, "Hello Sir, can I ask you if you will be voting for us in the forthcoming election?"

"Yes"

"OK sir thank you."

"What for?"

"Your vote."

"I am not voting for you"

"But you said you were"

"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2030)

4 Day 2,030, 16:58 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I hate mime artists.

I always throw invisible rocks at them.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2029)

5 Day 2,029, 16:58 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I went to a General Store.
The assistant asked me what I was looking for. I said,"Nothing specific."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2028)

6 Day 2,028, 16:19 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.

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