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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2042)

6 Day 2,042, 16:51 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2041)

5 Day 2,041, 17:39 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Does anyone know the number of an emergency vet?

I've just been checking the room sizes in a new flat and my cat has suffered some head injuries.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2040)

7 Day 2,040, 17:05 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Make fun of Kim Kardashian's name choice for North West if you want, but that baby is going straight to the top.

And slightly to the left.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2039)

9 Day 2,039, 16:33 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I've decided to call my new dog "5 miles"

So I can tell everyone I walk 5 miles every day.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2038)

4 Day 2,038, 16:30 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I never know whether to be angry or impressed when I can't get the lid off a tube of superglue.

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