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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2039)

9 Day 2,039, 16:33 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I've decided to call my new dog "5 miles"

So I can tell everyone I walk 5 miles every day.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2038)

4 Day 2,038, 16:30 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I never know whether to be angry or impressed when I can't get the lid off a tube of superglue.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2037)

3 Day 2,037, 16:54 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2036)

4 Day 2,036, 17:20 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

You know you're having a bad day when even the Rice Krispies give you the silent treatment.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2035)

6 Day 2,035, 17:06 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

After spending hours in A&E, I can safely say that it's better than any comedian...

Once again, I'm leaving in stitches.

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