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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2041)

5 Day 2,041, 17:39 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Does anyone know the number of an emergency vet?

I've just been checking the room sizes in a new flat and my cat has suffered some head injuries.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2040)

7 Day 2,040, 17:05 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Make fun of Kim Kardashian's name choice for North West if you want, but that baby is going straight to the top.

And slightly to the left.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2039)

9 Day 2,039, 16:33 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I've decided to call my new dog "5 miles"

So I can tell everyone I walk 5 miles every day.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2038)

4 Day 2,038, 16:30 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I never know whether to be angry or impressed when I can't get the lid off a tube of superglue.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2037)

3 Day 2,037, 16:54 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!

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