Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2003)
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!
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Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!
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My wife, Dorothy, is threatening to run off due to my obsession with Morse code.
I begged her,"Please don't dash Dot!"
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian is moaning in a magazine, "Nothing looks good on me"
I disagree. A grand piano dropped from a considerable height would.
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I work from 4am to 9.30am, I have half an hour break and then I carry on until 2.30pm.
Let's see you write a song about that, Dolly Parton.
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Facebook recently pulled a poll asking whether or not President Obama should be killed, and is working with the Secret Service to find out who set it up.
Now if only the Secret Service had a problem with Candy Crush...!
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