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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2049)

6 Day 2,049, 17:41 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The police have been watching me.

Every breath I take, every move I make they've been watching me.

I think it's a Sting operation.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2047)

4 Day 2,047, 16:06 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I was frantically pacing outside the maternity ward today.

Just so everyone thinks I've actually had sex.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2046)

8 Day 2,046, 16:02 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Which flying machine is always wrong?

An errorplane.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2045)

5 Day 2,045, 16:12 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

What do they say in the underwater Hunger Games?

"May the cods be ever in your favour."

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14 Day 2,045, 10:08 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I've finally done it!!! Now it's probably finally time for me to get a life...?! ;)

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