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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2003)

20 6 days ago Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Why do bees hum?

Because they don't know the words!

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2002)

6 7 days ago Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My wife, Dorothy, is threatening to run off due to my obsession with Morse code.

I begged her,"Please don't dash Dot!"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2001)

7 Day 2,001, 16:42 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Pregnant Kim Kardashian is moaning in a magazine, "Nothing looks good on me"

I disagree. A grand piano dropped from a considerable height would.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2000)

4 Day 2,000, 14:58 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I work from 4am to 9.30am, I have half an hour break and then I carry on until 2.30pm.

Let's see you write a song about that, Dolly Parton.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1999)

5 Day 1,999, 18:02 Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Facebook recently pulled a poll asking whether or not President Obama should be killed, and is working with the Secret Service to find out who set it up.

Now if only the Secret Service had a problem with Candy Crush...!

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