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by John Gormley
I was frantically pacing outside the maternity ward today.
Just so everyone thinks I've actually had sex.
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Gandalf...
hahaha!! Kurgan!
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lol this reminds me i was once in hospital still in school about 18 anyway i had to go to some specialist so got lost and by accident made my way to the maternity ward. i am not certain why but got a lot of angry looks almost like they thought i was some kind of backdoor man(no daghda- not that kind like the doors song). lol