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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1987)
Social interactions and entertainment
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the p is silent
About my newspaper
The weed is mightier than the sword.
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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1986)
A snooker player has escaped from a top security prison.
Now that's what I call a maximum break.
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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1985)
*Credit to S1lv3rBr0 for providing this joke*
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk!
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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1984)
My mate's wife rang me today asking if I'd seen him.
"Not since yesterday." I answered.
"I knew he was lying!" she screamed, "He told me that he was at your house all night."
"Erm... he... has," I replied.
"Don't stick up for him! You
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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1983)
I think my next door neighbour is stalking me. She's been my next door neighbour for 20 years.
Which is weird because I've moved house 6 times...
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