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[POTUS] Updates on all fronts

141 Day 1,795, 06:31 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

From the desk of the President


Good morning, America.

So, I've been trying to publish for like 36 hours now...but life kept getting in the way. I actually came to work … read more »

[POTUS] Foreign affairs, elections, and week 2 of Branch Hopping

85 Day 1,790, 13:56 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

From the desk of the President


Good morning, America.

We've had a busy few days, including multiple meetings in CTRL HQ. Poland is working on helping us with our PTO problem, and … read more »

[POTUS] Branch hopping, and some general housekeeping

81 Day 1,785, 06:05 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

From the desk of the President


Good morning, America.

Things have been progressing well, and I'm excited about a few things I'd like to talk to you about today.

First, I had a … read more »

[POTUS] Looking forward to the month ahead

96 Day 1,782, 13:02 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



We did it!

We put down Hanibal and Ajay, and now it's time to get to work.



I've spent the day so far settling into things here at the office. … read more »

Arundel Cabinet - A lesson in carpentry

51 Day 1,779, 09:19 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I had planned to release this last night, but the game was broken because of some butthurt people mad about getting banned...or so I’m told.

I’d like to thank all the parties who threw their support behind our campaign, I am truly honored to be

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