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VOTE FOR DMJOHNSTON

Day 2,418, 08:29 Published in USA USA by Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
A blatantly partisan political piece brought to you by the Pfeiffer Presidential Library in response to some real fu@&ery



John Largo is offering 10 tanks if you vote for him in the first hour of the election tomorrow. He will say this isn't him trying to buy votes, but an incentive to vote earlier, but anyone with a brain knows that is bullsh&^. Players who aren't American in RL and normally don't vote now have a reason to, people on the fence will shrug and say '10 tanks is 10 tanks' and then go vote.

In response to that blatant whale tier attempt to buy this country, I'm going to offer 10 tanks and 1 gold to anyone who comments on this article with a pair of screenshots showing they voted for DMJ in the first SIX hours of the election.

Yes, two screenshots is more time consuming than John just wanting a comment, but I'm also offering CASH MONEY AWWWWW YISSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I fully expect John, or some other whale, to come back with an even larger offer to buy your vote, which is the entire point. As soon as we start down the path of simply shrugging when someone tries to buy the Presidency we're screwed, so I'm going to be the one calling foul on this one. Even though me doing it automatically makes it evil, or whatever.


Still here, still me, still at your service,


-Pfeiffer


Happy Murica
 

Comments

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,418, 08:30

Let the drama commence

Mr. Jack X
Mr. Jack X Day 2,418, 09:37

So you are shitting on Largo and doing same exact move?

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,418, 09:38

Do you not understand the point?

Mr. Jack X
Mr. Jack X Day 2,418, 11:01

The point is you will need every single vote you can buy, and we both now how cheap bastard you are...

Talostastic
Talostastic Day 2,419, 01:23

Counter-move with a "Check", as they would say in Chess. Largo's ploy is absolutely disgusting. A blatant attempt to purchase an election, regardless of his "reasons".

Pauakume Day 2,418, 22:36

Comment deleted

ProShqipe
ProShqipe Day 2,418, 08:37

Fight fight fight .I will sell my vote when the offer gets to 100k cc

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,418, 08:37

Thank you, bro.

Al Punk
Al Punk Day 2,418, 08:37

1 Iced LATE from DD and you got my vote o/

ActionTURK
ActionTURK Day 2,418, 08:40

17v

Yamisuke
Yamisuke Day 2,418, 08:42

Hello Taylor.

PilotPhil
PilotPhil Day 2,418, 08:43

Now I see why most of the people I like around here don't like you Pfeiffer

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,418, 08:48

You're going to need to elaborate.

John has decided that you're for sale, if you are...why is it wrong for me to offer a better price?

PilotPhil
PilotPhil Day 2,418, 08:55

Twist it however you want, he offered gifts to vote early, not to buy an election as you just did.

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,418, 08:57

Clearly you didn't read my article. He's buying votes, so I'm buying votes.

Except my offer is better.

Fataliix
Fataliix Day 2,418, 09:16

I don't know that this is the best way to handle the situation (although I can't think of anything better, so maybe it is!), but you are certainly correct. If all he wanted was for people to get more involved and vote earlier, the candidate they pick would not be an issue.

Your Adversary
Your Adversary Day 2,419, 01:47

10 q7 tanks, for the first hour.
Compared to 10 q7 tanks, plus another15-20 q7 tanks worth of gold, extended to 6 hours.
You're counter is disgusting, to the point I don't want to be in this country.

This election is a screwed one.

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,419, 17:10

If you don't want to be here, feel free to move. I know a lot of people around the world, so shout if you need help getting citizenship somewhere.

Jude Conners
Jude Conners Day 2,418, 09:02

This crap makes me want to not vote at all.

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,418, 09:04

I agree completely, at least someone seems the pure absurdity of Largo's offer to buy the electorate.

Ajay tier crap, that is.

Your Adversary
Your Adversary Day 2,419, 01:47

*this is.

Frank1296
Frank1296 Day 2,418, 09:03

Where's the part about how Ronald "Gripper" Reagan trying to do the same?

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,418, 09:04

We ignore him, because he thrives on the attention.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,418, 22:13

awww fluffy u hurting my feelings

Hampton H. Hampton
Hampton H. Hampton Day 2,423, 08:02

And that folks is a text book example of a pot calling a kettle black.

Ldwamego
Ldwamego Day 2,418, 09:04

Lol, this is starting to seem like real life politics! Can you pay my cell phone bill or for those Republicans give me a tax break if I own a business? I am already voting for DM, no bribe required.

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,418, 09:07

You my boy, Blue.

Kusuri Uri
Kusuri Uri Day 2,418, 09:24

I need about three-fiddy

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,418, 09:27

Get outta here ya dam loch ness monsta

Kusuri Uri
Kusuri Uri Day 2,418, 09:32

How about just two-fiddy?

Tyler Bubblar
Tyler Bubblar Day 2,418, 09:26

Money/incentives for voting? Ugh! Someone had to shine a light on it. Thanks for having the stones to do it Pfeiffer!

Your Adversary
Your Adversary Day 2,419, 01:49

But do you really thing this was the right way to go about it?

Alexander_Auctoritas
Alexander_Auctoritas Day 2,418, 09:26

FIST

Dr Hugh Jardon
Dr Hugh Jardon Day 2,418, 09:39

Voted \o/

Wild Owl
Wild Owl Day 2,418, 09:43

Taylor looks cute in that photo.

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,418, 09:53

Yes.

Andy Dufresne
Andy Dufresne Day 2,418, 09:46

I'm voting for Ajay

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,418, 09:54

gdi Andy.

Andy Dufresne
Andy Dufresne Day 2,418, 09:55

I'm really into The Last Ship. We have that in common....

Melissa Rose
Melissa Rose Day 2,418, 09:52

I am seriously disappointed in all of this damn it Largo wtf

Franklin Stone
Franklin Stone Day 2,418, 10:06

If neither John Largo or Henry Pfeiffer Arundel where buying votes their offers would simply be for proof that a citizen voted early, add the fact that John is also offering to pay the USAF's budget for the month and it does seem as though he is buying his way into the White House; but then don't they all, including Pfeiffer when he ran....

Wild Owl
Wild Owl Day 2,418, 10:14

No, all of us dont buy our way into the White House.

Franklin Stone
Franklin Stone Day 2,418, 10:23

If you say I'll do this or I'll do that if elected President then you are buying votes, cash or gold may not have changed hands; but you have offered something for votes....

Derphoof
Derphoof Day 2,418, 10:26

Like a good platform?

morningblur
morningblur Day 2,418, 10:29

That is the nature of elections. Those who run for office always offer something, whether it be campaign promises or outright bribery.

Melissa Rose
Melissa Rose Day 2,418, 10:33

There is a difference between buying an election and making campaign promises for what you will do while you are in office. Don't be so dense Franklin.

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,418, 10:40

It is his way.

Melissa Rose
Melissa Rose Day 2,418, 10:52

I am disappoint

PigInZen
PigInZen Day 2,418, 11:05

I sure as hell didn't buy my way in.

Gnilraps
Gnilraps Day 2,418, 19:12

I didn't buy my way in either.

 
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