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[POTUS] Final thanks, and cleaning out the desks

81 Day 1,812, 18:55 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

From the desk of the President


Good evening, America.

There are only 9 hours left in my term as President, and it's been an eventful month.

I'm going to publish a lot … read more »

[POTUS] Another branch, another war, another alliance...?

61 Day 1,808, 20:50 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

From the desk of the President


Good morning, America.

So, it's been longer than I would like since my last article. I'm sorry, real life kicked me in the butt. Work has … read more »

[POTUS] Vote any party but AFA

116 Day 1,800, 12:43 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

From the desk of the President


Good morning, America.

The United States is now at war with Hungary.


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An apology to Brasil

85 Day 1,796, 09:31 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

So, I used a gif in the discussion area of the MPP with Brasil I proposed yesterday which offended some people. First thing is to apologize to my Brazilian friends who were offended. That was not my intent, nor would it ever be.

I was shown that

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[POTUS] Updates on all fronts

141 Day 1,795, 06:31 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

From the desk of the President


Good morning, America.

So, I've been trying to publish for like 36 hours now...but life kept getting in the way. I actually came to work … read more »