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Pizza the Hut banned from IRC...?

68 Day 1,512, 20:57 USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Yes folks, he is. Pizza decided it would be a good idea to post my phone number on several public channels on IRC. For that, the Rizon Admins have issued him a server wide ban for (what I'm told is) a week. Originally it was 30 days, but apparently

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USWP - Taking Congress by STROM

40 Day 1,497, 18:12 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Yes, by strom.

Santa was very kind to our country this year, and delivered a majority of the seats in Congress to USWP candidates. I am so very proud of our party, and our election team.

SGTRock - My right hand (ewww, stop thinking that)

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USWP TEBOW TIME

22 Day 1,482, 19:19 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

As Unites States Workers Party President and all around badass, I do hereby proclaim that Tim Tebow is now, and will forever be, the official quarterback of the USWP.



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The American Presidency - What matters to you?

32 Day 1,471, 22:50 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

This month the election for President has been especially amusing. Haliman has finally done what everyone with a brain has been waiting for since he reformed the AMP, declared for President. Glove decided to pop up out of nowhere and run on a

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USWP Party President: SRS BSNS 24/7

29 Day 1,451, 19:56 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Ok, so being Party President isn't serious business 24/7. What it is, is a lot of work. I've been doing this job two months now (really more like five...but whatever), and I've loved my time as Party President. That's why I'm running again. Gonna

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