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[Pfeiffer] USWP Plans and Schedule

36 Day 2,249, 07:29 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



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First things first:

Thank you, USWP.

It feels good being back in my old chair in the Party Presidents office. My butt … read more »

[Pfeiffer] Back to Business

27 Day 2,246, 09:22 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



After an incredibly amicable primary to choose our next Party President, I'm very pleased to have been selected.

I'd like to thank Kortanul for running a good race, and I'm looking forward to … read more »

[Pfeiffer] USWP Party Presidency

33 Day 2,243, 08:10 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



After a bit of thought, and quite a bit of boredom, I've decided to throw my hat into the ring for the Presidency of the United States Workers Party.

Before I dive into my (rough) plans for … read more »

[Pfeiffer] Branch Hopping Redux

22 Day 2,239, 12:42 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

When I was President I did a thing I called Branch Hopping. Each week I joined a different military unit to see what everyone was up to, and get to interact with new sectors of the American community.

Over the course of the month I was in

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[Pfeiffer] New Year, New Doctor

37 Day 2,235, 07:52 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I was going to write a whole article about 'blah blah eRep blah' and how we should all try to be efficient clickers while we screw around on Steam or clickan games or something...but the Doctor regenerated on Christmas and I'm still caught up in

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