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35 Day 1,393, 12:43 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

LOL, USWP just elected me PP in the primary. Without opposition. I mean, I'm good, but that's impressive, even for me.

I've been trying to think of how to re-introduce the USWP to you all, because I plan on making some changes and shaking things

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USWP - Time for a new dawn

19 Day 1,389, 20:44 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I give you this to take with you: Nothing remains as it was. If you know this, you can begin again, with pure joy in the uprooting.
-Judith Minty

Today I'm announcing that I will be seeking the office of Party President of the … read more »

Time to put away childish things...

34 Day 1,380, 14:16 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

The time is well past for this, to be frank. America is presented with the unique opportunityread more »

One cat to rule them all

34 Day 1,332, 09:01 China Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Frost won the USWP PP Primary. Anyone running for PP that isn't Frost (or a random 2 clicker) is clearly being a butt.

While my duties with the USAF as Quartermaster General keep me Chinese for the foreseeable future, I look forward to an amazing

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Actual Coordination

58 Day 1,307, 09:07 USA Battle orders Battle orders

People are preaching about unity and coordination and all those nice buzz words.

Want to know the truth?

Nobody really wants coordination, they want everyone else to just listen to them.

Often, I would use the Ultramarines as the

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