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USWP - Taking Congress by STROM

40 Day 1,497, 18:12 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Yes, by strom.

Santa was very kind to our country this year, and delivered a majority of the seats in Congress to USWP candidates. I am so very proud of our party, and our election team.

SGTRock - My right hand (ewww, stop thinking that)

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USWP TEBOW TIME

22 Day 1,482, 19:19 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

As Unites States Workers Party President and all around badass, I do hereby proclaim that Tim Tebow is now, and will forever be, the official quarterback of the USWP.



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The American Presidency - What matters to you?

32 Day 1,471, 22:50 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

This month the election for President has been especially amusing. Haliman has finally done what everyone with a brain has been waiting for since he reformed the AMP, declared for President. Glove decided to pop up out of nowhere and run on a

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USWP Party President: SRS BSNS 24/7

29 Day 1,451, 19:56 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Ok, so being Party President isn't serious business 24/7. What it is, is a lot of work. I've been doing this job two months now (really more like five...but whatever), and I've loved my time as Party President. That's why I'm running again. Gonna

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USWP updates and other super exciting stuff

10 Day 1,451, 12:01 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Greetings, people of America!

Basically, I was meant to mass message the party last night, but the tool I use to pull party lists is down, and I have had no success sorting the data directly from the API compressed feed. This sucks, but I am

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