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USWP - On Top Once Again

19 Day 1,406, 09:32 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

We did it! When I ran for President of the United States Worker's Party I promised only one thing:

Unprecedented Success

I am happy to say that the USWP has blown away the competition, and me. Last night the USWP elected 23 read more »

USWP - Witty title goes here

21 Day 1,397, 12:49 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Alright folks, time to get to work. Yesterday was cleaning house day, I outlined some stuff on the forum, we've begun rebuilding the Horde, and Congressional signups are going swimmingly.

Speaking of Congressionals...if you're interested in

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Oh no, what have you done?

35 Day 1,393, 12:43 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

LOL, USWP just elected me PP in the primary. Without opposition. I mean, I'm good, but that's impressive, even for me.

I've been trying to think of how to re-introduce the USWP to you all, because I plan on making some changes and shaking things

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USWP - Time for a new dawn

19 Day 1,389, 20:44 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I give you this to take with you: Nothing remains as it was. If you know this, you can begin again, with pure joy in the uprooting.
-Judith Minty

Today I'm announcing that I will be seeking the office of Party President of the … read more »

Time to put away childish things...

34 Day 1,380, 14:16 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

The time is well past for this, to be frank. America is presented with the unique opportunityread more »