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[POTUS] Branch hopping, and some general housekeeping

81 Day 1,785, 06:05 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

From the desk of the President


Good morning, America.

Things have been progressing well, and I'm excited about a few things I'd like to talk to you about today.

First, I had a … read more »

[POTUS] Looking forward to the month ahead

96 Day 1,782, 13:02 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



We did it!

We put down Hanibal and Ajay, and now it's time to get to work.



I've spent the day so far settling into things here at the office. … read more »

Arundel Cabinet - A lesson in carpentry

51 Day 1,779, 09:19 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I had planned to release this last night, but the game was broken because of some butthurt people mad about getting banned...or so I’m told.

I’d like to thank all the parties who threw their support behind our campaign, I am truly honored to be

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Live Deliberately, America

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Nine months ago I wrote an article for the White House Press Room, regarding its 1000 day anniversary. If you like history, I recommend you check it out[/

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Arundel for President? Ok, sure

59 Day 1,750, 09:44 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Basically, due to the massive power outages and limited internet connectivity after Hurricane Isaac faceraped the city in which I live...I missed the period where I was meant to nominate a Presidential candidate. That means I'm on the ballot, as I

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